Today we are going to Kent. I was told I was a 'lucky puppy' and that it would be 'an adventure' taking the train. Lies. I saw into the 1st class carriage and thought that, perhaps, the journey might be quite pleasant....
However, we appear to have gotten into a standard carriage with dirty seats, no free catering and not a tablecloth or doiley in sight. I have tipped over a cup of tea and peed on the floor in protest.